Amen

Believe it and you shall be BLESSED!

The problem with many of us is that we don't believe that God will open a window and pour out blessings that we won't have room to receive them. I dare anyone to try God. He is true to His word. God cannot lie and His promises are sure.

Three things will happen to you this coming week:

(1) You will find favour with someone you don't expect;

(2) You will be too relevant to be ignored;

(3) You will encounter God and you will never remain the same again.

My prayer for you today:

The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hands that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever. Remain in God's love as you send this prayer to everybody on your list. Have a lovely journey of life! Trust in the Lord with all your heart and He will never fail you because He is AWESOME !


If you truly need a blessing, continue reading this email:

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you abundantly bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in you. Father, I send up a prayer request for blessings for not only the person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything. I thank you in advance for your blessings.


Father God, deliver the person reading this right now from debt and debt's burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty you are and how if we just obey you and walk In your word and have the faith of a mustard seed that you will pour out blessings. I thank you now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come because I know you are not done with me yet. In Jesus' name, I pray...AMEN.

katawa pud mo oi... panagsa ra gud ni...

babae:  nong! sakay ko!
drivr:  cge! asa man ka?
bbae:  diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?
drivr:   ay libre lang kay duol man. 
bbae:  ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
drivr:  wala gihapon!
bbae:  cge nak! sabaka ko... 

BF:  may malaki ako problema.
GF:  wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo.ngayon ano problema natin?
BF:  nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama..
 
Customer:  Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na?

Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.

Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina!
 
AMO: inday gipatotoy na nimo ang bata?
Maid: Yes mam! gipatotoy na.
Amo: Ang sir nimo ningkaon na?
Maid: Naah! mam, dili man mukaon si sir, gipatotoy na lng pud nako.
 
BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA:  Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!
 
TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL:  Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?
 
bana: love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit
asawa: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. promise jud! 
 
security: excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril
tiguwang: buang ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha! 
 
customer: miss, papalita ko ug condom kay birthday sa akong gf
tindera: e-gift wrap pa bani sir?
customer: ayaw na kay mao man nay wrapper sa akong gift 
 
anak: ma, busog nako, dili nako mahurot
mama: hutda dyud na! kabaw baka nga daghan gipang gutom sa kalibutan?
anak: nya kung ako ni hutdon, mabusog sila?! 
 
pasyente: doc, regular lagi ko malibang. kad alas 7 sa buntag
doctor: maayu nuon na! unsa may problema?
pasyente: 8 am man gud ko maka mata!
doctor: toink! 
 
bana: gang, naka-save ko ug 6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save 
 
Doc: Ma'am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!  
 
ATTY:  asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN:  sa kamaisan
ATTY:  nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN:  nalibang!
ATTY:  pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN:  naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa? Ayaw pagbugal-bugal 'torni uy!

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Aton Aton Lang Ini....

Here's one Ilongoo checklist you might find handy if you wanna check if you're really an Ilonggo... hehehe
Maayong Aga da …here's a reminder about your genes….

You know you are a true blue Ilonggo if
...

Your one peso is pisos
Your bathroom has at least one lugod (or one for every family member)

Your nanay used to make you drink Mirinda or Royal Tru Orange when you have a fever, which is supposed to make you feel better.


Sinamak is a staple on your dining table (the best
Ilonggo invention if you ask me... it was even banned on airplanes long before 911)

Your toyo is patis and your patis is toyo

You use atsuete for your adobo and refer to pinaksiw as pinamalhan
  
Your daily meal will likely include laswa, kbl (kadyos, baboy, langka), ginat-an nga tambo with tugabang and okra, ginat-an nga munggo, Linutik, apan-apan, etc.

November 1 means eating ibus, suman, suman
Latik,
kalamay-hati, bayi-bayi, valenciana or other native delicacies with glutinous rice and coconut milk.

You call those you love palangga, pangga, langga
or Ga.

You call your siblings or cousins inday, nonoy
or toto... the  househelp may call you the same.

You call those who are older than you manang or manong.

You catch the attention of sales attendants by calling them "day"or "to"

Your childhood games include tumba patis, taksi, panagu-ay, balay-balay, ins, tin-tin baka, etc.

You used to be (or still are) scared to go out at night lest you meet the aswang, tik-tik , tayhu, kapre, kama-kama, morto, etc.

Your grandparents read Yuhum magazine

You call a person, thing, place and
event "kwan" when you forget it (si kwan, ang kwan,
sakwan)

You understand that "Particulars Keep Out" sign means outsiders keep out.

You use words such as "ahay" (expression of
pity, grief, empathy), "yuga" (expression of disbelief, surprise), "ambot ah" (to say you don't know,
expression of impatience).


You often start your sentence with "ti".

You say goodbye by saying "halong".

Your favorite  cusswords are "linte" (if you're slightly pissed off), "lilinti-an" (if you're now really pissed off) and finally "yodiputa" (if you're pissed off big time)

Guilty?
You are indeed a TRUE Ilonggo indeed!

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Philippine TV Ratings January 25-28, 2008

January 25 (Friday)

Daytime:

1. Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 23.8%
2. Eat Bulaga! (gma-7) - 20.5%
3. Maging Akin Ka Lamang (GMA-7) - 17.4%
4. My Only Love (GMA-7) - 15.7%
5. Whammy! Push Your Luck (GMA-7) - 15.5%
6. Wowowee (ABS-CBN) / Come Back Soon-Ae (GMA-7) - 15.4%
7. Wheel Of Fortune (ABS-CBN) - 15.1%
8. Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 13.9%
9. Takeshi's Castle (GMA-7) - 13%
10. SiS (GMA-7) - 10.3%

Primetime:

1. Marimar (GMA-7) - 37%
2. Coffee Prince (GMA-7) - 32.3%
3. Kamandag (GMA-7) - 32.2%
4. Lastikman (ABS-CBN) - 30.7%
5. Patayin Sa Sindak Si Barbara (ABS-CBN) - 28.3%
6. Zaido (GMA-7) - 27.2%
7. 24 Oras (GMA-7) - 26.4%
8. TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 23.8%
9. Bubble Gang (GMA-7) - 18.3%
10. Maging Sino Ka Man (ABS-CBN) - 17.5%

January 26 (Saturday)

Daytime:

1. Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 26.7%
2. Volta (ABS-CBN) - 20.2%
3. Wish Ko Lang (GMA-7) - 19.1%
4. Pinoy Records (GMA-7) - 18.5%
5. Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 16.9%
6. StarTalk (GMA-7) - 14.6%
7. Takeshi's Castle (GMA-7) - 13.1%
8. Cinema FPJ (ABS-CBN) - 12.8%
9. Entertainment Live (ABS-CBN) - 10.8%
10. Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 9.7%

Primetime:

1. Bitoy's Funniest Videos (GMA-7) - 34.8%
2. Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho (GMA-7) - 33.1%
3. Kakasa Ka Ba Sa Grade 5? (GMA-7) - 26.8%
4. Imbestigador (GMA-7) - 25.9%
5. 1 vs. 100 (ABS-CBN) - 19.7%
6. Primetime Bida Primer: Back To Back To Back (ABS-CBN) - 17.9%
7. XXX (ABS-CBN) - 17.4%
8. TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 17.2%
9. Nuts Entertainment (GMA-7) - 14.3%
10. Sabado Movie Special: Magkapatid (ABS-CBN) / Sine Totoo (GMA-7) - 8.7%

January 27 (Sunday)

Daytime:

1. SOP (GMA-7) - 18.8%
2. Kapuso Sine Special: Lovestruck (GMA-7) - 17.9%
3. Showbiz Central (GMA-7) - 15.8%
4. Takeshshi's Castle (GMA-7) - 15.6%
5. ASAP '08 (ABS-CBN) - 11.5%
6. The Buzz (ABS-CBN) - 11%
7. Love Spell (ABS-CBN) - 10.1%
8. Your Song (ABS-CBN) - 8.2%
9. Ka Pete Na! Totally Outrageous Behavior (ABS-CBN) - 5.8%

Primetime:

1. Kap's Amazing Stories (GMA-7) - 28%
2. Mel & Joey (GMA-7) - 27.1%
3. Tok! Tok! Tok! Isang Milyon Pasok (GMA-7) - 24.5%
4. All Star K (GMA-7) - 21.4%
5. Rated K (ABS-CBN) - 20.3%
6. Goin' Bulilit (ABS-CBN) - 19.5%
7. Sharon (ABS-CBN) - 15.5%
8. Ful Haus (GMA-7) - 15%
9. TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 14.2%
10. That's My Doc (ABS-CBN) - 10.9%

January 28 (Monday)

Daytime:

1. Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) / Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 22.8%
2. Hana Yori Dango 2 (GMA-7) - 18.7%
3. Takeshi's Castle (GMA-7) - 17.4%
4. Maging Akin Ka Lamang (GMA-7) - 16.9%
5. My Only Love (GMA-7) - 16.7%
6. Come Back Soon-Ae (GMA-7) - 14.7%
7. Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 14.5%
8. Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 14%
9. Wheel Of Fortune (ABS-CBN) - 13.7%
10. SiS (GMA-7) - 12.9%

Primetime:

1. Marimar (GMA-7) - 36.8%
2. Kamandag (GMA-7) - 33.1%
3. Coffee Prince (GMA-7) - 31.2%
4. 24 Oras (GMA-7) - 30.5%
5. Zaido (GMA-7) - 28.9%
6. Lobo (ABS-CBN) - 27.7%
7. Kung Fu Kids (ABS-CBN) - 26.6%
8. Palos (ABS-CBN) - 23.6%
9. TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 23%
10. Kung Ako Ikaw (GMA-7) - 14.8%

Source: AGB Nielsen Philippines

Sinulog 2008

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Señor Sto. Niño Solemn Procession

Sinulog 2008

Sinulog 2008
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Señor Sto. Niño Solemn Procession

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